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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

Hahahahaha! That’s the nerdiest pick- up line ever.

That’s the boy you bring home, providing he can back everything up after his thesis statement. ;)

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